Prettier Than Drugs

I'm sick of ugly people.

I'm sick of complicatedness.

I miss my boyfriend, and my two best mates. I get to see them all tomorrow. So it's okay. Im just a bit tipsy.. well on the bit coming down.. and blehh.

Should sleep.

Okay.. updates.

Well yeah, I have a boyfriend. Of like two weeks so far. And it's still going good so yeah ^_^ He's buying me a present for no reason which is stupidly cute really.

Saw Penny and her friends and Alex obviously the other week. LOVELY STUFFFFFFFF!

Last weekend saw Lianne, Icy, Rob and Tessa. That was so nice too. Lianne bought me knickers =D! WOOO!

Im pretty obsessed with Bill Hicks. He's hilarious..

Saw Lauren. Shes pretty great.

Love most of you.

Im not sure who reads this..

Love Icy, Rob, Penny, Sarah and other people who read this.. you all rule ^_^

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Right well I can't remember where Im up to but =P Main points are:


--Me and Sarah went to the Sheep about 3 weeks ago, met a guy I was talking to on myspace and went to the Sheep with Sarah and he was just waiting there staring at me and stuff. Would have been freaky if I was more sober =P. He invited me back to his, I said no, then he invited Sarah when she was reaaally drunk and she said yes. She got on the same bus as me to his and I knew she didnt fancy him or anything and was scared for her so I went back to his too. He kept trying to make me hug him and stuff, we watched a DVD, but we were so drunk we didnt pay any attention really. We all tried to sleep in the single bed but were squashed to I slept on the floor. NOT COMFY! Woke up a few hours later, he told Sarah that he groped her in her sleep and we got out quick =P

--Did some college exams. Went okay I hope. Some silly people did only half the law exam, but I didn't so hopefully it's okay.. Havent been late for a while now either =) S'all good.

--Went to SC On the 19th Jan for my birthday. I had quite a lot of fun and stuff, but the change of floors pissed everyone off. Was nice to have people there =)

--Thursday before last I went to the Sheep again on the day that my dad found out I had a stupidly high phone bill. Short story is that my sad came home when I was walking to the bus stop, shouted at me loads, pushed me and tried to drag me home, hit my phone in my mouth, took the phone and smashed it up when he got home.
 Because of this I decided to get reaaally drunk and I did =D! Apparently I randomly poked this guy called Iain and later asked him for a drink of water. He came over later and talked to me and stuff, and later asked for my number, then swopped emails, met up and I went round his and he asked me out, the next day I said yeah and I just spent the weekend at his =).

--One of my dog's claws has been ripped off and its all red and sore =( Sad!

Okay sooo... College has stopped for Christmas. It's going quite well =) My teacher likes me, apparently her son fancies me or something o.0 so thats nice to knoww.. She gave out awards on the last tutor time thingy, I got an award for the best dressed person ^_^ I'm predicted B's in all my subjects and think Ill get that really. A few people in my college are quite cool, lent someone my Slimes membership card so she could get in free, cause Im nice =P haha!

A few fun things have happened... been clubbing quite a bit, been out locally lots too =) Went to Black Sheep last night and it was really cool and fun. Went with Sarahwoo, had loads of chats and stuff in the pub. In the pub there was the guy who tried to be all over me a time before and made me give him his number =( Im so bad in those situations! He sent me a text saying he thinks Im stunning and he wants to get to know me better, do I feel the same. I didnt know what to do so didnt reply =S. But yeah.. he was there hahaa. He ignored me until I was really drunk then asked if I was the same person and me and Sarah were giving each other really worried looks haha!

Danced lots and drank lots like usual. Bitched lots as usual. Hugged lots. Err. Met a guy who lives bout 3 mins walk from me who Ive seen a few times before. We're gonna see each other a few more times and walk our doggies together =D!

Met the girl who used to live next to me, she was so drunk and shes so sweet =D She gave me lots of her alcohol, like shoving it in my face hehe! And she's a professional piercer and said she'd pierce me for freeee. Her and her boyfriend got in a cab and they gave me a lift home. Maria just collapsed on my lap was funny =P NO SHE WASNT DEAD.

Was gonna go Brighton this weekend, but now Im just having a small sleepover with me, James, Abi and Sarah and then go to my friends sons first birthday partyyy ^_^!

AND NO MORE COLLEGE FOR AGES!

Must revise though...

what music DON'T fat people dance to

~*WildChild*~ says:

they're like a plague

Well.. Last weekend I.. did something. OH YEAH! I went SC with people, and it was fun =) Went out on the Sunday with my mum and bumped into Sarah which was quite nice =)

Monday went college, then saw Kat afterwards. Watched Pirates of the Carribean 2 and took loads of photos and gossips and ate PIE! =D!

Thursday my brother came home which was nice =) Friday, we went out as a family to see Casino Royale which I actually thought was the best Bond film Ive seen yay! I kept guessing what was gonna happen next and found it quite scary hehe.

Saturday, went to meet Lianne and Zowie (long story bleh =( ) then Lianne bought pockets from Spank which are yum, and her and Zowie bought this wrist thingy. Went into Sai Sai and I had a picture of me sniffing pants. mmmm. We went to get some food and a BEAR WOMAN started talking to us! It was actually hilarious, and I kept poking Zowie and trying not to giggle. I FOUND A SITE WITH HER ON IT!! Click here to see it .

I just found the main site too!! The woman gave us the card, but Lianne and Zowie threw it away or something. It is here =D And it also has a page of people the bear has met here, I love the fact she sneakily put photos of people not looking up and put "almost met" hahaah!!

Then we went to the Dev after a while and met quite a few people. At first met Dave, Nadia, Phil, then Bob and her friends, Icy and Rob, Abi and Chris, Mina, Damien, Neil, Tristan, Wozza, James and probably a few other people were there too ^_^ Had some laughs and took some baad photos heheh! At about 11 we headed off to Slimelight to meet Mika at the station, but was a bit late cause the trains were gay. 

Slimes was fun, met loads of people, incluuding Sarah, Shelly, Pete, Hayley, Matt, gay Matt, Becca, Nadia, Andy, Dandy, Hayley, Laura, Gemma, Daisy, Hayley, Squish, Panda, Kimmy, Andre, Madi, Rik and a few others I think.. So yeah it was fun =D I was quite sober for a bit.. and sat on the top floor when a girl who told us she was Emma started talking to me, Abi, Chris and James, telling us that she did her hair like she did so she could get a job in Cyberdog >_> me and Abi gave each other a look then hahah! Then she started shouting at me to drink so I wasnt sober anymore which I didnt really appreciate hmph! Then she started eating her boyfriends face on the stairs so no one could get up or down... Was a funny bit where she couldnt get up for ages cause she was so drunk and me and James laughed for ages haha =D

Mika and James were getting on verrryy well =P And after a while I turned to Abi and said "yeahhh theyre gonna make out" and she replied "you only just realised?" made me laugh hehe! Me and Mika did a little dance that lasted about half an hour but was fun =) And we didnt fall asleep together like the last time yay!

Danced quite a bit with a few different people, bummed Dan a bit, hugged lotsa people and met loads of people, and now I have an email address and I cant remember whose it is... err.

Went back to James' and slept loads .. managed to leave my bag on the train >_> And umm.. Yeah. I think Ive missed loads out. Ah well!

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I liked this, so I thought I'd repost it. You've probably seen something like it before.

HETEROSEXUALITY QUESTIONNAIRE

(Attributed to Martin Rochlin, PhD, January 1977)


1. What do you think has caused you to be heterosexual?
2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?
3. Is it possible your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of people of the same sex?
4. If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer it?
5. Isn't it possible your heterosexuality is just a phase you may grow out of?
6. Isn't it possible that all you need is a good gay lover?
7. If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
8. To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies? How did they react?
9. Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex? Why are they so promiscuous?
10. Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust others of their own sex? Is that what makes them heterosexual?
11. If you were to have children, would you want them to be heterosexual knowing the problems they'd face?
12. Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
13. The great majority of child molesters are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
14. Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality? Can't you just be who you are and keep it quiet?
15. How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusively heterosexual lifestyle, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your homosexual potential?
16. Heterosexuals are noted for assigning themselves and each other to narrowly restricted, stereotyped sex-roles. Why do you cling to such unhealthy role playing?
17. Even with all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiralling. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
18. How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?
19. There seem to be very few happy heterosexuals. Techniques have been developed that could help you change if you really wanted to. Have you considered trying psychotherapy or even aversion therapy?
21. Could you really trust a heterosexual therapist/counsellor to be objective and unbiased? Don't you fear he/she might be inclined to influence you in the direction of his/her own preferences?
22. How can you enjoy a full, satisfying sexual experience or deep emotional rapport with a person of the opposite sex when the differences are so vast? How can a man understand what pleases a woman, or vice-versa?

Riighht. So Friday I went to the Black Sheep with Dan and Sarah and  Colin and Adam and a few of their friends. I forgot my ID so I couldnt go in the pub =( Went into another pub with Hannah from college and had a bit of a drink, went to Black Sheep and it was funn. Spent over £20 on alcohol... got so pissed. Dan was drunk and I kept pretend flirting with him and he kept saying "I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!" and I found it hilarious =D I touched his leg and he kicked the table a few feet away hahaha!
 A few people from my junior school were there and I went up to them and said I, danced with Sarah a lot and got stared at... loads of pervy guys. Someone kept groping my bum =( Dirty danced loads, so drunk.

Went home and slept lots, had SUCH A BAD HANGOVER!!! Lay in bed for hours with my head killing, not wanting to go out that night =( Went to Rozys and she did my hair and we chatted lots.

Went to Camden, met James, Nat and Martin in the Dev and gave Matt his birthday card ^_^ Went to VNV and they were really good =D James let me stand on the stagey bit, and I was worried that he couldnt see. I got a bit scared of the height though hehe. Wozza came over when Beloved came on which was sweet =) Saw quite a few people there which was nice. Matt, Marc, Abi, Sarah, Spazz, George, Nadia, Andre and some others.. Danced loads and had some fun hehe.

Havent done much since then, saw my brother a bit which was nice =) And spent some time with my mum.

Was gonna get my tongue pierced with Abi today but she couldnt go cause her dads a meanie =( So hopefully tomorrow.. Need to get it done before friday grr!!